Poetry

British Seaside

Caffeine intake today: I ran out of beans (I don’t have many indulgences in life, but my coffee machine was my biggest ever, other than our house. Otherwise we live on own brands everything) so I’m now on cafeterias, my second cafeteria of the day… whoops! Hi all, I’m not a confident poet but I enjoy writing poems … Continue reading

Summer Holiday Meltdown: Reporting live from the Wildered house.
Andrew and Penelope

Summer Holiday Meltdown: Reporting live from the Wildered house.

A live television report for you today. The news anchor is Andrew Noying and the reporter at the scene is Penelope D’off. Andrew:  The conflict in the Wildered house is growing, we are going live to our Shattered Mother correspondent, Penelope D’off, to hear the latest from the front line. Penelope, can you give us a summary of … Continue reading