Mostly Bewildered

Mostly Bewildered has spent most of her life bewildered by it. Hence the name. Wondering about important things such as why does everyone love the fuckwit in the room and why do tights hate her so much, can be exhausting for a brain that's akin to crossing the M4 on a skateboard (she can't skateboard by the way). Recognising her wheels don't turn or stay on in the way most people's seem to, Mostly Bewildered found writing as a means of processing her bewilderment with the humour it so greatly deserves.

Her work is enjoyed by broad slice of middle-aged people (she's been told this by many of them). But don't let this put you off, it's still funny even if you don't identify as middle-aged.

Mostly Bewildered lives somewhere in the UK (she didn't want to say where, she didn't see it as "relevant". Sorry, didn't mean to be rude. But you know what writers can be like).

Mostly Bewildered has been writing for a few hundred years and recently decided to put her creations on the internet. So here it is. She's continuing to add to her collection, and every time she sends me a new "vomital dump" (as she likes to call each piece of work) I upload it for you to enjoy, judge and if you're bored, troll her about.

Her work is organised into scripts, stories and a sort of blog, because that's what she's written. If she'd written a load of spells there'd be a page with spells in it. But she hasn't, so there isn't. It would be silly to include a page on spells when she hadn't written any (us web designers/agents/drivers/mates when it suits her, aren't as dumb as you think you know).

Being British has given Mostly Bewildered the ability to find the humour in the dark. This is reflected in her work and she hopes that you can also the laughter in these really weird times we're all living in. If you'd like to know more about Mostly Bewildered's work you can follow her on insta (which she hates doing but I make her do it) or you can email her at contact@mostlybewildered.com.