Writings of Mostly Bewildered

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Reflections on gumpf

Reflections on bewildering happenings (gumpf), externally processed by Mostly Bewildered in a series of written dumps.

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A salute to all Bag Ladies in a recipe

Disclaimer: All ingredients were identified and recorded in one rare 'Bag Lady' clearing out session so I cannot be precisely sure how long each ingredient had been festering in the bag, therefore I cannot guarantee you will get the exact same results as I did. However as long as the bag is stretched, bulging, worn and cutting into your shoulder then I’m sure the amount of grime and dirt on each ingredient won’t matter too much, as long as there's some...

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Ode to a lost potato peeler

It’s been two weeks and three days since we lost our potato peeler. It’s one of the most annoying losses I’ve experienced, and I’m stumped as to where it could be or how it was lost in the first place. Who loses a potato peeler? I have aired my frustrations in a very average poem. May the Gods of Reason forgive me...

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The Escape

Shh! I’ve escaped! I’m out, in the day time, without children. My mission is to not to talk to another person, write, drink coffee, read a magazine, eat cake and not talk to anyone else, no one, not even the person I ordered coffee from (I ordered using telepathy and hand gestures).

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Oh balls!

Feelings about football captured in poorly rhyming sentences.

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The Steam Clean That Never Happened

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, some literal shit happened that foiled my intentions to steam clean. It's more interesting than it sounds.

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